Much ado about nothing...sort of

Yesterday on the bus:

My stop was approaching and I positioned myself at the door. Two boys of about 8 or 9 years old (I can never tell with children) stood there and as I hovered over them the one nudged the other “Move! The woman is about to get off.”

Woman? Woman?!? Ah, you little insensitive cruel monsters!

But then I thought “They’re just kids. To them any female over 20 is “woman”.”

After all it's not their fault I'm getting old...er.