Distraction exercise

Let's say I'm offered to become a vampire. Yes, I am aware that vampires are fictional creatures (aren't we lucky?) just as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are. But for the sake of the exercise let's say vampires exist and I have the chance to become one. Would I accept? I wouldn't rule it out. I am curious to see what will become of the human race.

But I would agree on one condition: if it's possible to transform a dog, so that I could have a companion who will never get sick and will never die, and will give me unconditional affection for whole eternity. No life should go without love.